I’ve Never Gotten a Speeding Ticket in 24 Years in Las Vegas. I Got Two in DC in One Week.
One for rolling through a yellow. One for speeding — which, if you know me, is almost impossible to believe.
If it can happen to me, it can absolutely happen to you. And if you’re moving to DC from anywhere out west, you need to read this before you get behind the wheel.
First, Some History — Because I Go Way Back With DC
I first drove in DC in the 1980s. I’ll be honest — I was driving before I even had my license. That wouldn’t go over well these days, but back then DC felt like a small town. The roads were manageable. The pace was different. It was a different city.
That DC is gone.
As of 2025, Washington DC officially passed Los Angeles to become the worst traffic city in America. The average commute is 33.4 minutes — longest in the country. On weekdays, congestion stretches across more than six and a half hours. Add it up over a year and you’ve essentially spent 71 full days sitting in traffic.
And it just got worse. When federal return-to-office mandates kicked in, tens of thousands of federal workers flooded back onto roads that were already at capacity. The city that felt like a small town in the 1980s is now out-gridlocking LA.
The Speed Limit Situation — This Is Where West Coast and Southwest Drivers Get Destroyed
Here’s the thing about driving in Las Vegas. On the freeway, everyone does at least 10 over. I genuinely couldn’t tell you what the posted speed limit is half the time because nobody is doing it. That’s just how it works out west. In Arizona, Nevada, parts of California — the highway speed limits are higher and the enforcement culture is different.
DC is a completely different universe.
The default speed limit on most DC streets is 25mph. Some corridors have now dropped to 20mph. And DC’s speed cameras — all 547 of them — will ticket you at 10mph over the posted limit. That means on a standard DC street, you are getting a ticket for doing 35mph.
Thirty-five miles per hour. In Las Vegas that’s a school zone.
Maryland cameras technically require 12mph over to ticket, which is probably where the “12 over” myth comes from. But you are not in Maryland. You are in DC. And the camera does not care that you’ve never had a ticket in your life.
The hotspots that catch the most people: I-295 where the speed limit drops suddenly from 50mph to 25mph with almost no warning, New York Avenue NE, 16th Street NW, and Military Road through Rock Creek Park. These are not speed traps in the sneaky sense — the cameras are posted. But if you’re used to western driving speeds, your baseline is just wrong and you won’t even realize it.
The Right on Red Situation — This One Surprises Everyone
In Maryland, turning right on red is legal. In Virginia, turning right on red is legal. In DC, it is banned.
DC banned right on red because of pedestrian and cyclist safety, and the rule applies citywide. The problem is that a huge percentage of the cars on DC roads at any given moment are Maryland and Virginia drivers who have been turning right on red their entire lives and have no idea the rule is different inside the District.
This is one of the reasons the driving in DC feels so unpredictable. You’ve got three jurisdictions with three different rules sharing the same roads, and everyone assumes the rules they know apply everywhere.
They don’t. Pay attention to the signs and when in doubt, wait for green.
The Roundabouts — Yes, There Are a Lot of Them
DC has circles — what most people call roundabouts — and they are genuinely confusing if you didn’t grow up with them. Dupont Circle, Logan Circle, Washington Circle, Thomas Circle — these aren’t just decorative. Traffic flows through them continuously and the rules for yielding, entering, and exiting are different from a standard intersection.
You can always spot someone from out of town at a DC circle. They either stop completely when they don’t need to, or they barrel in without yielding and cause chaos. Neither is a good look and the second one can get you into an accident fast.
The basic rule: traffic already in the circle has the right of way. You yield when entering. Signal when you’re about to exit. And don’t panic — just slow down, read the flow, and merge when it’s clear.
About That DUI Warning — This Is Serious
DUI enforcement across DC, Maryland, and Virginia is aggressive and consistent. Sobriety checkpoints are common. First offenses carry serious penalties — arrest, heavy fines, license suspension, court involvement.
But here’s the part nobody tells you. If someone you love gets a DUI in DC, picking them up means going down to a part of the city that is not comfortable and not easy to navigate. I know this from personal experience — I’ve made that drive to pick up a family member. It is not an experience anyone wants to repeat, on either end of it.
Long-time DC residents largely don’t drive after drinking at all. They Metro, they rideshare, they designate a driver before the night starts. That’s not fear — that’s just knowing the city and making the smart call.
The Maryland vs Virginia vs DC Driver Rivalry
Every DC local knows this dynamic. Maryland drivers think DC drivers are the worst. Virginia drivers think Maryland drivers are the worst. DC drivers think everyone from the suburbs is the problem. Nobody is entirely wrong.
You’ve got three different driving cultures converging on the same roads every day — with different speed limits, different right-on-red rules, and different levels of aggression baked in. The highways feel unpredictable because they genuinely are. Lanes disappear with little warning. Exits come up fast. Merges are aggressive.
One Maryland driver racked up 891 unpaid DC tickets totaling over $259,000. Eight hundred and ninety-one tickets. Still driving. The interstate enforcement gaps are real.
The smartest thing you can do as a new resident is stop driving like wherever you came from and start learning DC specifically. It rewards patience and punishes assumptions.
What Actually Helps
Use the Metro when you can. Metrorail satisfaction among commuters has actually gone up significantly — people who switched from driving to transit are dramatically happier with their daily commute. See our full guide: Getting Around DC by Metro: Everything You Need to Know Before You Ride.
Use parking apps. SpotHero and ParkWhiz let you book and pay before you arrive, which removes a huge source of stress. Here’s our breakdown of the best parking apps for DC and what each one is actually useful for.
Learn the parking rules before you get ticketed. DC parking enforcement is as aggressive as speed camera enforcement. DC parking signs are their own language and new residents get caught constantly. Also read up on residential parking permit zones and the street cleaning ticket rules — these two things alone generate a huge percentage of new resident tickets.
And if you do get a camera ticket — don’t ignore it. See our full breakdown: DC Speed Camera Tickets: What They Cost and What Happens If You Don’t Pay.
I’ve been coming to DC since the 1980s when it still felt like a small town. It is not a small town anymore. If you’re making the move, check out the UnscriptedDC relocation guide — the honest stuff about living here that most sites skip over.